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Missing the obvious


Sometimes succeeding in a plan means taking a step back and considering what obvious thing we have overlooked.

I loved this story( even if I strongly suspect it to be a piece of fiction, laced with Transatlatic disdain, which I could not possibly endorse) It arrived in my inbox via much forwarded email and is attributed to a Rolls Royce in house magazine ( which may or may not exist! ) :

Scientists at Rolls Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners and military jets all travelling at maximum velocity. The idea was to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.

American engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the American engineers.


When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken shot out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's back-rest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin like an arrow shot from a bow..

The horrified Americans sent Rolls Royce the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the wind shield and begged the British scientists for suggestions.

Rolls Royce responded with a one-line memo:



“Defrost the chicken.”


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